Old married Spirk headcanons:
- Jim loves pinot noir and enjoys drinking it with his dinner.
- Spock almost always drinks hot tea. He likes Vulcan flavors and Moroccan mint.
- Jim gets fanmail every month from cadets.
- When Spock goes out, he prefers to wear fitted trousers, tunics he bought on Vulcan, and dress shoes. All of these are black.
- Jim has a collection of plaid shirts hanging in the closet.
- Jim has a pair of plaid boxers.
- Jim and Spock sometimes wake up early to watch the sun rise on Earth.
- In the winter, Jim insists that Spock should use chapstick and wear a scarf.
- Spock owns two scarves. One is black, one is dark blue. Both have ‘J+S’ discreetly stitched towards the right end of both.
- ^ They were gifts from Jim.
- Jim facetiously suggested including smut in the reports Spock writes for the Vulcan Embassy to make sure they’re actually reading them.
- ^ Spock thought he was serious and cited that would be against regulation.
- When Jim and Spock are at home and the space is closed between them, they put their foreheads together. A lot.
- Jim and Spock experience the most explosive mind melds ever because they have decades of massive feels.
spicyshimmy should write the next Star Trek movie.